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    npHBefléM peMapKH EyjiraKOBa 6e3 KOMMeHTapHeB. Bot hto aejiaeT napb Ha npoTJixceHHH Hejioro fleñcTBHa KOMeflHH: «BCKaKHBaeT, KpecTHTca», «b HCCTy-njieHHH 6pocaeTca», «6okht b nepeflHioio, MeneTca, CKpbiBaeTca b bojthchhh», «BblHHMaeT H3 KapMaHa 30JI0TyK) MOHeTy», «OCTOpOvKHO BbirjiaAHBaeT B okho», bhaht MamHHbi H «oTCKaKMBaeT», «nbeT Bo/iKy», «B3,aparHBaeT, KpecTHT ,UBepb, npaneTca 3a uinpvty». Ilpn noaBjieHHH ocTajibHbix nepcoHa^eii nepexoAHT k nePi-ctbhk); «6bex ilKHHa »ce3jioM», «BbixnaTbiBacx H3-noA Kacjnana hoxc, kphhht», «óeper cejieflKH, Bbi6pacbiBaeT b nepe;iHK>to», «Boopy«aerea nocoxoM», «pBeT 6y-Mary», «BblHHMaeT ho*». Bo3Bpamaacb b cboki anoxy, «MoaHH BSeraex b nauaTy» h «b apocTH BajiHT flbSKa Ha annapaT» (TnMO(j)eeBa).
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      3HnaHaa: Koxa, Tti TaK h He ito»cHJica? Kona, tboh annapaT tcSh nory6nT, Beat Henb3H ace TaK! H tbi mciiìi npocTH, KoKa, moh 3HaKOMHe yTiscp^aaiOT, hto yBHACTb nponuioe h 6yay-mee hcbo3mo5kho. 3to npocTO 6e3yMHaa Hflea, KoKoiKa. YTonna . . . (ara 3nHanflM «Gesywnaa Hiiesi» h «yTomia» — oaho h to ace
      THMO(i)eeB: Eìoììmh, hto r«e-TO ecTb ManenbKaa oiunoKa, ManiocenbKaa! 9l hvbctbvio ee, omymaio, ona bot tvt rae-TO ... bot oHa 6po,anT ! H a ee no «Maio.
      3nHaHAa: HeT, oh cbjitoìì !
     riay3a. Thmoi^ccb 3aHaT BMHHcneHHaMH.
1 3flecb h flajibme, b Kpyrntix CKo6Kax — namii KOMeHTapHH k Texcry ntecbi — H.B.