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    MHJioejiaBCKOMy oh acajiyeTca: «H u3ueMozaw no# mMMcecmbfo zocydapcmeeu-mix npecmynAemü, K0T0pbie mh coeepiuuAii . . . KaK a noKaacycb Ha rjia3a Ha-meMy oóufeMy coópamto?» Y3HaB, hto ero acejiaeT BHASTb naTpnapx, ByHrna ceií-nac we nyraeTca: «B npncyTCTBHH CAyMcumeA.n xyAbma a He Mory HaxoflHTbca b KOMHaTe, a nora6».
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    B MOMeHT, Kor^a IIInaK oSbHBJiaeT no Tejie<{)OHy o Kpaace, no pa.rmo Hann-HaeTca My3biKa, KOTOpaa (b raa3ax mhjihhhh) cTaBHT noa coMHeiiHe 3aaBJieHHe nocTpaflaBinero: «ToBapnm naLiajibHHK . . . sto pajino nrpaeT¡ najibTO h koc-tiomh! .. . Hto ace Bbi cep^Hrecb? CjiyinaeTe? Hy a, caM cennac flo6ery ^o Bac, caM¡» ,3,aB TnMO(})eeBy necTHoe cjtobo, MOJinaTb 06 onbiTe, IIInaK TOTnac Hapy-niaeT ero h onoBemaeT mhjihhhio. B kopotkom Tejie<j)0HH0M pa3roBope noKasana He tojimo HCHecTHocTb IIInaKa, ho h HeKOMneTeHTHOCTb mhjihuhh. H3 penjiHK IIInaKa moncho noHaTb, hto HanoMHHaHHe o Kpaace, K0T0pyro HyacHo paccjieflo-BaTb, pa3flpaacaeT aeacypHoro, a TaK KaK onbiT THMO(])ecBa 3aKaHHHBaeTca k npH-óbiTHio mhjihhhh (KaK Bcer^a 3ano3AaBiueH) to nocTpa/iaBiiiHH cocea H3o6peTa-Tejia nojiHOCTbio cKOMnpoMeTHpoBaH b rjia3ax GjnocTHTejieñ nopa^Ka:
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